By -1 friend - 17/05/2013 21:16 - United States - Freeport
The Top
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By milhouse86 - 27/09/2010 19:22 - United States
milhouse86 tells us more.
Oh, there you are…
By eddiemusicjazz - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Azusa
By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga
Major annoyance
By E.B. - 27/06/2014 00:07 - United States - Grenada
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Opportunities
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By QueenOrangeSoda - 01/05/2013 21:33 - United States - Henderson
QueenOrangeSoda tells us more.
OP here! As one kid remarked, "That's a LOT of tape" and "But you're skinny!" If only he knew the whole thing. Yes, it was stupid, but when I took it off, I noticed that my fat was contained, and I looked thinner all day. Of course, no one deserves the pain of having it on or, even worse, removing it. (Those back hairs!) And let's not mention those blistering red marks. Still, it was worth the price. And no, I'm not fat or even chubby. I'm rather active--some would say hyper--and don't even eat that much in the first place. My weight and height are perfectly proportionate; I'm an average size. But since I'm not stick-skinny like my sisters, my family pesters me to lose weight. Besides, thinner girls at my school get more guys. I'd been sucking in for days, but I needed something to keep it that way. I sucked in when applying the duct tape, and since the fat couldn't get through its tight told, it looked as if my stomach were perfectly thin and flat. Sadly, some kids noticed and wondered why the heck my tummy was taped. I decided it wasn't worth the pain and I peeled it all off, awful pain and red marks included. I wish I could've cut it off; it would've been easier that way. After about halfway I excused myself to the bathroom to strip off the rest (the more painful parts) in a stall's confinement.
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Cover up
By this_is_fucked - 24/10/2009 21:23 - Zimbabwe
Thanks for the mental image!
By jennythezebra - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Thornton Heath
By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 16:34 - Thailand
You tried…
By shart up, your puns suck - 01/06/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom - London
Hand shandy
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By tjmtjm - 19/09/2016 17:47 - Sweden - Sk?rholmen
tjmtjm tells us more.
OP here and I'll try to answer all the questions with a novel of a post. I've been in Stockholm since August and it just happened at the time this happened I didn't have any cash on me. Plus it's way easier to use card then it is cash at most places in Stockholm. My card was already filed under fraud from a purchase that I didn't make online and promptly shut down. I was on the phone with the fraud department so they could temporarily unfreeze my card so I could take out cash, because they were aware of my credit card situation and I would be out of any card until Oct 1st. As soon as the ATM ate my card I called the company and was told that their ATMs do shred cards whenever they're opened by staff at the end of the night for security reasons and there was nothing they can do, even with my situation.The reason it's going to take so long for the cards to get to me is because my bank isn't legally allowed to send cards internationally to me for whatever reason, but my mom is visiting Oct 1st, so she is bringing both my credit and debit card replacements. I had to laugh because as soon as the machine ate my card and I let the fraud staff on the phone know that happened all she could say was "oh...that sucks. I honestly can't help you anymore if that happened. I'm so sorry." She was overall really helpful and I could tell how surprised she was when I said that happened. I find it to be quite the humorous situation, considering nothing went right. baxeh, and mirror girl you're both are the best! I would have never guessed from this post that kind strangers would be willing to help me out! I greatly appreciate it, and luckily for me I have a couple friends from my university also in Stockholm that are able to help me out in the meantime. Which is quite a relief! In terms of a job, I really enjoy working and would love to work in Stockholm to keep me busy but because I'm only in the country for six months (I'm from the States) and unless it's under the table, I can't get a job since I'm not here for a year or more.
By John - 30/06/2011 08:18 - United States
By MakeMyDay_27 - 27/06/2011 16:46 - United States
Sounds fishy
By Liisaz34 - 18/04/2021 00:30
Great talk, Dad
By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 14:00 - Australia - Sydney
Windows 2019
By James - 06/09/2019 02:04
Alexa, play "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC
By sucker - 07/09/2019 17:01 - United States - Duluth
By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore
Rules are meant to be broken
By hospitalflunky - 28/03/2009 06:35 - United States
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yea, that would have sucked lol