Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML
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Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I was gonna take my ex to a concert, but we broke up before it so instead I went with my Tinder date. When I got to the venue, my ticket was already used. My ex was in there. My date never got in. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend our festival tickets to keep hold of while I excitedly went home to get ready. He took someone else. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
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xBangOut 4
What a bunch of assholes.
awesomechick618 0
just to be clear, those people are not your friends, real friends don't do shit like that. that's just wrong.
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xBangOut 4
What a bunch of assholes.
dax002 0
I agree no 1 bunch of wankers
sonnet 0
hah they gonna rape her!
superbadd 0
lmao @ 3
nazooer 11
@7, How is that funny?
mailerd 3
selfish little bitches!
superbadd 0
9 because things make me laugh easily
1800getalife 0
woaw ur friends?
seanders 10
lol that's awesome, I bet she sucked em off during the car ride
Chanti_fml 26
Exactly #15, I was thinking the same thing. Maybe OP should find some new friends. And girlfriend for that matter.
Thawn 0
they are gangbanging her right now ;)
thatonek1d 0
so they had access to the tickets when you were showering?!?!!?!!? WTF!!!!!!
Ashleigh255 0
they probably got tired of waiting !
xBangOut 4
I don't understand this wigger language.
OliviaNicole 5
And you call these people your friends why? And if she agreed to go in your place, why the hell is she your girlfriend?! I'm sorry OP, that really sucks. I'd key all their cars and egg their houses, and have the a cd by the band you were going to see blasting in my car, if I were you. Just saying, cuz that sucks.
Laxer21 0
that's really not cool
Helbo 0
I think you mean my friends and I. Ydi for bad grammar.
Kingkiwi 5
agree
Stevefett 0
39-lol on the wigger thing. As far as this FML is concerned, someone would be getting their ass kicked later. No mercy.
bugmenotmofo 34
#48 - Actually, "for my friends and me" is a prepositional phrase, so it requires a prepositional pronoun, which is 'me', not 'I'. (You would say "he bought a ticket for me", not "he bought a ticket for I".) Grammar correction FAIL.
inklebert 0
my friends and I.* - Grammar Nazi.
knight0748 5
#53 Way to police the grammar nazi.. ^^
jasonsaied 1
YDI for not bringing your girlfriend.
Celesta 11
Why didn't you buy a ticket for your girlfriend in the first place? o.o
emmmilyyy 0
48 you are actually wrong about the grammar. you wouldn't say "I bought a ticket for I to go to a concert". unless youre Jamaican or something lol. dumbass.
glee5 0
next time don't shower ;)
JoeyxCloud 0
oh check out this Bk scrandy beast kid who got pwned by #53. ha if anyone plays xbox live, you'll probably know what the first sentence means xD.
V_S234 0
Nope. It's my friends and me. You wouldn't say "for I to go to a concert."
drcool41 0
ydi for having a **** for a gf! ya I was wit ure friends 2
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Wow you were nice enough to take them with you to a concert and they do that to you? I would be so ******* pissed. Sorry, OP. Dump your girlfriend and your arsehat "friends." Oh and kick their butts.(: FYL
Brittneyyyy 7
I was wondering that too, you were going with all your friends but not your GF? Although it doesn't say his friends took her instead. So idk, maybe the GF is just a bitch :)
JDFromSac 0
wow. ur friends are assholes for taking ur girl and ur girl is a bitch for going with them! ditch them all IMO
mrmystery96 0
Jeffrey, come back...
PimpdaddyCJT 13
their doing her family style
Slice_of_Life_fml 0
Why didn't you buy a ticket for your gf also?
slayrsamantha 0
ydi for saying my friends and me.
AndreaHaha 0
Damnnn. I wouldn't really call them friends.
kaneusta 1
Oh next time get fake tickets and let the same thing happen.
underfailer 0
the only funny grammar nazi anything is on college humor look it up
ChiTownBoy 0
yeahhhhhhhyaa
agentx52 13
To all you people saying they're assholes: Yes, but shouldn't he have already showered a long time before that?
madaoxsan 9
I'd glue the cd to their car..or no, actually, f that. I'd print out a bunch of pictures of the bands logos and paste them to their car. I forgot what it was, but there's some condiment that when used to paste things to cars will rip off the paint when removed (unless done professionally--which we know costs lots of money :D ) actually I wouldn't do any of that shit. I'd just disown them and hold onto my hate and ire as I cried myself to sleep at night. No, actually I wouldn't cry. Well maybe over the girl. Actually no, she's obviously a trollop. Not worth emocide, not in the least. **** EM ALL.
babe7260 30
No shit!!!! I'd be looking for some new friends, fast!!!!!!
ImaginaryFoe 0
Maybe they just got tired of waiting. Are they going to meet you there?
tgabriel12 0
good friends!
tdoublet 0
I don't think if they were ganna meet him their they would take his gf just saying
ieatzombiebrains 0
he had, two tickets to paradise...
the_Flirt 0
wow that's fuked up
shiraz_fml 0
wut assholes
mrperspire 4
Time to get a new friend and GF
awesomechick618 0
just to be clear, those people are not your friends, real friends don't do shit like that. that's just wrong.
dunni786 0
Wow that sucks. if I were you, I'd be finding their girlfriends or the girls they like and be taking them out.........
kenyrabit 25
Well, it kinda sounds like they gave his ticket to her.. Did he buy tickets, and exclude his girlfriend? Somebody felt bad.
ujonesy 0
Haha, good friends ya got there chief.
thienxreaper 0
sucks to be you!
laala100 0
are you sure there your freinds. and your gf she went with them....hmmmm... get MAD!!
Fear_Der_Nacht 0
uhhm you said the whole "ditched me and took my girlfriend" as its implying you bought u and your friends tickets nit your girlfriend. in that case why in sams hell wouldnt you buy her one.
alex112094 5
22 maybe he talked to his girlfriend earlier and said it was a boys night out...
emmmilyyy 0
maybe this guy isn't a lil bitch and doesn't feel the need to spend every waking moment with his gf, jeez. ohhh a night without my bf what ever will I do? come on man.
JoeyxCloud 0
wow 68 way to use balls xD