By WillaminaL - 20/01/2012 03:33 - Canada
The Top
By bumpercarmcgee - 11/05/2016 08:33 - United States
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By elevatorFAIL - 10/08/2009 23:00 - United States
elevatorFAIL tells us more.
To clear this up: it was mainly because the people in the hotel were not helpful at all and this was just one of the last straws. The FML part was the guy at the front desk of the hotel in New Orleans was like the most unhelpful person ever. And it's also kind of akward if you don't exactly get along with the person you're stuck with. And no, I am not usually claustrophobic, but in extreme cases, like such, it is rather disconcerting. As for the cell phone service in the elevator, we were only about 4 inches up from the ground floor. And if FML let me post a longer story, it would have been entirely different. If the girl I called had posted, it would have been mainly about the fact that the hilarity of this whole situation caused here to piss herself. Especially with the fact that our adult leader used force to open the elevator doors...
Not my sunnies!
By ladyofzanarkand - 20/05/2020 20:00
Caught
By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States
By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 22:40 - Sweden - V?ster
It never ends
By Anonymous - 30/05/2020 20:00
By clodius - 20/11/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Airdrie
clodius_fml tells us more.
Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.
Vessels
By failed brood mare - 17/11/2013 17:46 - United States - Hollywood
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By kittkatt1 - 11/11/2013 01:52 - United States - Dearborn
All kinds of wrong
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Whodunnit
By emily - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Nice choice
By walken away - 25/06/2020 23:00
By GymBattle - 31/10/2013 23:18 - United States
Home invasion
By Brad - 05/07/2020 20:01
Get them away from me
By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 16:27 - United States
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By brokeandalone - 08/09/2018 03:30 - Macedonia - Skopje
It's hot!
By joyf - 08/12/2019 20:00 - United States - San Francisco
Pay up
By redheadmess - 20/07/2020 02:01
Get used to it
By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 06:00
By argh - 01/02/2010 13:17 - United States
Barter off!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By noname - 13/12/2008 05:48 - France
What happened here?
By Lisa - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
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Update: the breaks weren't really a big deal at first because I didn't have to use them all that much until I got to the freeway, and on the freeway you can just kinda let up off the gas to slow down, especially at higher speeds/less traffic. I just remember noting that the breaks felt a little weird, but I was mostly just focusing on trying to stay behind my friend and not get lost. I attributed that weirdness to how certain cars probably feel and drive differently. I just remember at some point after noting the "weird" breaks I had the morbid thought, "heh, you know what'd be terrible is if the breaks went out." But yeah, breaks became a huge deal the moment I got off the freeway. Turns out they actually worked like 25% of the time and you just had to "double-pump it, dude!" Tbh it's a god damn miracle I made it as far as I did and I narrowly avoided several collisions with other vehicles just trying to get his car to his house. Funny enough, I rear-ended his car literally a block away from his house. I do think the situation is morbidly funny in a way, but it was mostly ******* terrifying. Driving without breaks has this terrifying effect of making you feel like you yourself have nerve damage or something. Like my brain is like I'm doing it! But the electrochemical signals relaying that message to your muscles just kinda got ****** up somewhere along the way.