By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 00:39 - United States
The Top
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Wakey wakey
By fuuuuck - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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chipsotopher tells us more.
By Anonymous - 12/01/2015 01:14 - Australia - Attadale
The truth
By theynamedmeluke - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Austin
Slapstick
By aireun - 09/07/2009 05:33 - United States
Not so funny after all
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Two states of matter
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By trifioso - 08/01/2014 13:56 - United States
trifioso tells us more.
I am the OP, and I thank those of you who offered support to me, and my children. For the record: my husband and I divorced a month ago. I asked him REPEATEDLY what the status of his relationship was with his roommate, and he looked me right in the eye every time and denied they were involved. Two weeks after the divorce was granted in court, he told the kids the truth. FML only accepts stories that start with "today...." so yes, I fudged that bit a little. They have been together for two years. We were still in marriage counseling when they started up. And no, I didn't know. Seriously. I didn't, When someone you have known and loved for 20 years tell you something, you tend to believe it. Until you find out your whole life was a lie, that is.
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What are you doing?
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Roleplay
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Rudolph is late!
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Cost of living crisis
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Lose-lose situation
By suckerrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Keywords
Hi everyone, OP here. Never thought this would get posted. I think the worst part of what happened was that only my teacher one fiend and myself seemed to have noticed. We stared at each other in silence for a bit before I asked my teacher if I could go walk it off. He let me.