Real estate
By John - 20/07/2011 16:38 - United States
By John - 20/07/2011 16:38 - United States
By Anon - 06/09/2015 12:50 - United Kingdom - Stafford
By unemployed - 18/10/2016 00:05 - United States - The Colony
By Miss_Whipped - 14/10/2016 06:04 - United States - Fort Worth
By monkeywrench - 30/08/2015 11:29 - Sweden
By plzstop - 04/10/2016 11:03 - United States - West Lafayette
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By Gurior - 16/04/2013 17:44 - Canada
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By jshum - 13/09/2016 15:02 - Australia - South Yarra
By H8TR - 26/08/2010 13:32 - United States
By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles
By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose
By Thomas P. - 27/08/2016 16:49
By sweet - 26/03/2009 18:08 - United States
By chickenmcnuggetgirl - 18/03/2013 18:10 - Ireland - Enfield
By displeased - 05/04/2012 06:47 - United States - Candler
By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada
By depressed - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hull
By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice
By taroschain - 30/07/2016 21:19 - United States - Atlanta
Huh, didn't think this would make it. Neat. Thanks for the birthday wishes! To clear a few things up: 1. I started getting birthday wishes from ID checkers a week before my birthday and for a few days after, during which time I went on a couple beer runs for my roommate, bought a bottle of wine for a family dinner, had a weekly girls' night out with some coworkers and, yes, went barhopping with a friend on the day of. 2. I only got Facebook because my college required it and didn't bother filling in the information other than schooling. 3. I'm not one of those people who reminds everyone about their birthday five times a day for two weeks, and I track friends' birthdays on my iPod calendar. Also, I'm a bit of a workaholic and tend to forget events if they don't affect my work schedule (thus the calendar) and didn't actually realize my birthday was coming up until it was mentioned on one of said aforementioned beer runs. 4. Partly due to a lack of FB and other social networking, most of my friends are either from work or people I was really close to in high school and chose to keep in contact with via phone or e-mail (I'm an old person in a 25-year old body. I knit too!). Also guildmates, but I don't think that counts. Hope this helps!
By Mandy - 26/03/2012 22:21 - United States
By nopanties - 04/03/2013 05:11 - United States - Durham
By Henry - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
By Mad Munki - 07/12/2017 05:00
By LucyLollipop - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 01/11/2019 22:00
By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00
By Raset24 - 30/06/2016 17:40
By vegas-81 - 10/02/2014 03:39 - France
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