By broke - 02/12/2017 15:00
The Top
By Dlpnlvr85 - 10/07/2016 18:43 - United States - Elkhart
By 21anddumb - 08/01/2018 23:23
Noel J Reed tells us more.
By Flyyyy - 26/01/2018 01:30 - Italy - Lissone
By Anonymous - 13/02/2014 15:47 - United States - Kennett
Dick joke
By awilson - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 01/02/2018 19:00
My package
By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00
The truth
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By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington
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By 43vera10n3 - 19/09/2018 01:58 - United States - Huntsville
raven_of_azarath tells us more.
This actually happened a few months ago, and I was more upset that I wasn’t invited cuz my roommate I was good friends with had also just gotten married but didn’t invite me, despite me having been part of the proposal, and I found out that I wouldn’t be able to afford to travel to my brother’s future wedding that I have been invited to. I am moved on now, and while he will always hold a special place in my heart, I’m in a fully committed relationship now that I can see leading to marriage one day.
Not a morning person
By Anonymous - 26/07/2018 01:30
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By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 23:40 - United States - Las Vegas
Great surprise
By Deployed - 07/12/2019 14:00 - United States - San Diego
Jilting John
By Loveless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By :/ - 12/03/2016 11:36 - Australia - North Lakes
By minimazing - 07/10/2018 05:00
Cuff him to the bed
By appendicitisanyone - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfield
Big farmer
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Dayton
By Anonymous - 05/11/2018 22:00
It's getting old, Nan
By sick of this shit - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kelowna
Metal as ****
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By Pithegreat - 06/01/2016 04:48 - United States - Rohnert Park
Stealth
By smellyhair - 02/11/2014 11:28 - United Kingdom
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By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 17:11 - Germany
By anonymous - 06/03/2019 14:00
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Hi, op here. So I understand that while strawberries aren’t technically berries, I am in fact still allergic to them and pretty much every berry and berry like fruit, I’ve been hospitalized due to this so we all take it very seriously. And btw lobby_bee I’m not only a barely 5’2 woman, I’m a psychology major who is open to talk to you about all this anger you have for random people on the internet. Oh, and you misspelled grateful :)