By TooPoorForPrivateUni - 09/10/2016 16:18 - United Kingdom - Mitcham
The Top
Turn on
By bodyelectric - 13/04/2009 12:07 - United States
By AnonymousCow - 20/09/2016 13:04 - Australia - Perth
Learning moment
By bigbro - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Southbank
You're under arrest
By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States
By BiteMe - 30/08/2016 23:29 - United States - Upper Marlboro
By tbrown0089 - 10/08/2016 21:49 - United States
tbrown0089 tells us more.
Goodbye, 7 years of sobriety...
By Mash-brakketz - 25/10/2017 22:26
By lostmykeys - 03/08/2016 22:44
lostmykeys tells us more.
Follow up - He was back together with her and neglected to tell me. He was having a dinner date with her when I arrived, so I kind of handed over the gifts and walked away. and cornyrob - Super funny you'd mention the wedding singer. That's his favourite rom-com. Although in this situation, my adam sandler was most definitely aware his Linda was around. It really kills me that this made it onto the FMLs.
By Can’t Cope - 19/11/2017 19:00
By broke - 02/12/2017 15:00
By 21anddumb - 08/01/2018 23:23
Noel J Reed tells us more.
Hi, op here. So I understand that while strawberries aren’t technically berries, I am in fact still allergic to them and pretty much every berry and berry like fruit, I’ve been hospitalized due to this so we all take it very seriously. And btw lobby_bee I’m not only a barely 5’2 woman, I’m a psychology major who is open to talk to you about all this anger you have for random people on the internet. Oh, and you misspelled grateful :)
By Flyyyy - 26/01/2018 01:30 - Italy - Lissone
By Anonymous - 13/02/2014 15:47 - United States - Kennett
Dick joke
By awilson - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 01/02/2018 19:00
My package
By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00
The truth
By Iahim - 25/01/2020 14:00
By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington
By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 08:42
By 43vera10n3 - 19/09/2018 01:58 - United States - Huntsville
raven_of_azarath tells us more.
This actually happened a few months ago, and I was more upset that I wasn’t invited cuz my roommate I was good friends with had also just gotten married but didn’t invite me, despite me having been part of the proposal, and I found out that I wouldn’t be able to afford to travel to my brother’s future wedding that I have been invited to. I am moved on now, and while he will always hold a special place in my heart, I’m in a fully committed relationship now that I can see leading to marriage one day.
Not a morning person
By Anonymous - 26/07/2018 01:30
By Ted, E. Vic - 01/05/2016 05:39 - United States
By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 23:40 - United States - Las Vegas
Great surprise
By Deployed - 07/12/2019 14:00 - United States - San Diego
Jilting John
By Loveless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By AreYouSerious - 16/09/2018 22:00
By :/ - 12/03/2016 11:36 - Australia - North Lakes
By minimazing - 07/10/2018 05:00
Cuff him to the bed
By appendicitisanyone - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfield
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Hi op here! I'm only twenty. I have plenty of time to date. This happened months ago anyways. I have an amazing boyfriend now. And yes I was single for seven months. You would too if you catch your ex sleeping with your cousin. It was a wedding ring and he is still happily married with a baby on the way.