By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam
The Top
Crushed
By sanuli_d - 14/12/2021 11:00 - Australia - Gosford
The more you know
By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 06:00
Sorry moley
By Ubehage - 15/03/2023 16:00 - Denmark
Next!
By Woooow - 27/02/2026 22:00
Airhead
By Anonymous - 16/01/2022 02:01
Contempt
By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 06:00
No chicks in the Man Cave
By Wife of a wannabe loser - 02/03/2026 09:00
Gripes and strife
By Jordan - 20/03/2023 12:00
What should I do?
By Anonymous - 09/08/2024 20:00 - United States
Hanging on in quiet desperation
By Anonymous - 17/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Gilbert
Mom definitely doesn't know best
By Anonymous - 07/03/2026 03:00
By Summer Loving Happened So Fast - 02/12/2014 17:59 - United States - Cookeville
Pull your shit together, Bezos
By SadAndCold - 11/10/2020 08:01 - United Kingdom - London
Artists are unpredictable
By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 10:01
A visitor
By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 12:00 - Germany - Leer
By BackAndForth - 18/10/2011 04:27 - United States
HMarchr tells us more.
By Stung - 19/06/2009 04:32 - United States
Signs
By hilaryinbetween - 14/10/2020 11:01 - United States
It's all deregulation's fault
By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 22:00
By nep012 - 27/11/2014 07:12 - United States
nep012 tells us more.
Can't believe I got published on my first submit!!! Made an account just to comment back haha. First of all, wow, thanks for all the support :) and no, there will be no second date! Also yes, I am a girl lol, and dragging him out wasn't really that hard.
Firehose
By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham
Ouch…
By Istilllovehim - 18/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Hampton
High security
By ducky2721 - 02/01/2010 13:46 - United States
Keys, how do they work?
By Anonymous - 19/10/2020 01:56
Joe's at it again
By bourneenemy - 19/01/2022 20:01 - United States - Pico Rivera
By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States
CTE maxxing
By brokeskull - 20/03/2026 09:00
What happened?
By Someonethrowmeabone - 24/08/2024 14:00 - United States - New York
WHAT WAS THAT?
By Anonymous - 22/03/2026 12:00
Keywords
Hello, OP here. Thanks to everyone who commented, even those who were less than courteous, but especially to those who weren't. What happened is that I, living at home while job hunting after graduating from college (with an engineering degree--I know, I had NO EXCUSE for this screw up! But I could tell#30 and #95 more than you care to know about motor oil and gasoline ) went to do a two-person job alone and left empty-handed. I never did mention it to my Dad. He'd never let me hear the end of it :-D Ironically, his Suburban could have towed my car, had he sprung for the towing package when he bought it, but alas, no. I didn't car-leapfrog because it was along the side of the highway and you're not supposed to run along there, and it was just more expedient to wait and get my Dad. I suppose I could have asked a friend to drive out and help me, but to anyone who suggests that, YDI too. #91, that sounds great, but I don't know of anyone in the area that offers that kind of service. #107, fifteen minutes driving is hardly the same as fifteen walking. I'll check back here some time soonish, see what other gems of wit, consolation, and mockery you folks leave me. Cheers, everyone!