Dying words
By France Howell - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By France Howell - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00
By Anonymous - 23/06/2018 14:30 - United States - Huron
By blindedbyOCD - 03/09/2018 01:30
By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30
By injuredwifelady - 23/02/2016 08:23 - United States - Omaha
By madessalarouge - 20/10/2018 23:00 - United States
By almostadult - 14/01/2016 14:13 - United Kingdom - Bath
By Bex98 - 28/09/2015 16:31 - United States - San Francisco
Hey, OP here. This actually happened last year when I was 16 years old, and I was broke as hell and almost agreed. But then his wife showed up and he pretended he didn't know me XD
By porn daddy - 21/06/2017 00:00
By wtf - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland
By CoA - 06/09/2016 11:40 - United States - Dekalb
By Anonymous - 09/08/2016 20:58 - United States - Hayward
By Anonymous - 30/11/2017 10:22 - United States
Ok so to everyone saying "why don't you just do automatic payments?" Or "the bill is the same time every month just plan ahead." IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIX THIS SINCE AUGUST! I can't connect my credit card due to the "incorrect zip code" and was trying to call customer service to get that fixed. Thank you -_-
By ALetterADay - 24/12/2017 01:30
By AnimalWorld - 03/07/2016 16:57 - United States - Honeoye Falls
Hey everybody, OP here. I just want to clarify a few things. First of all I was able to walk. I went up to the woman who told me I couldn't, handed her a quarter, and told her to keep the change. And for those of you who think I'm just an idiot for not paying, they only made you aware you owe money if you buy a lunch from the school in the last 2 weeks of classes, which I haven't done in 3 years. So no I wasn't aware. AND to make matters worse, if you still have money in your account at the end of the year, you aren't issued a refund. But these 14 cents were somehow a deal breaker. That seems a bit twisted to me. Thanks to everyone who was concerned! I'm an official graduate now!
By RosaMaravillosa - 27/06/2016 18:09 - Netherlands - Amsterdam
By UnicornPancake - 25/04/2018 15:00
By Katy3225 - 06/06/2018 15:00 - United States - Rockaway Park
By real life problems - 18/06/2018 06:10
OP here, yes of course i broke up with her over it, which she still thinks I'm over reacting to. I ended up calling for more pain pills but they wouldn't approve me any more that fast. I ended up just dealing with the pain on my own while being bitched out for being selfish.
By Chin... uh.... - 10/05/2016 22:42 - United States - Phoenix
By yuhan - 22/07/2018 19:00
By 4evalone - 22/04/2016 18:06 - United States
By Juju Bear - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By noooooo - 21/02/2016 16:03 - United States - Bainbridge
By SSS - 18/11/2018 02:00 - United Kingdom - London
By WeldedShut - 03/03/2017 18:00
By PsychoBoulevard - 13/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Tollhouse
By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom
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Hey guys, OP here, thanks for the comments! I know I deserve it, drunk me is an idiot, and I think that's the last time I'm going to get drunk for a while... until drunk me knows that my roommate's left! As for other traps, I also found out this morning that I had put some salt in the sugar (which was discovered after taking a sip of coffee), and vaseline or something like that on the bathroom doorknob. Hopefully those are it, but I have a feeling that there's going to be more. My roommate moved out because he's moved to Ireland to be closer to his family, as he's been in England for about a year and a half but prefers Ireland. While he was here, we used to play pranks on each other a lot, but usually practical jokes like whoopee cushions or fake spiders in the other's bed. To be honest, it's a shame I didn't do this prank while he was still here! Thanks for all those who commented/voted on it. No feeling like knowing your fails are public ;D