When you're too cute to look angry By Lewis - 31/01/2019 19:00 RESPECT MY AUTHORITHAY!!! I agree, your life sucks 818 You deserved it 485 Share Tweet Share
Today, I realized that I'm the only person in my house not getting any. My sister is sleeping with my ex. My roommate is sleeping with my brother, and my mom texted me, asking to make it look like she slept in her bed so that she didn't have to do the "walk of shame" in the morning. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 456 You deserved it 2 906
Today, a guy for whom I did a design job told me he would only be able to pay me in 3 weeks. I told him that it was OK, as long as I didn't have to follow him around to collect my money. "Don't worry, I know the feeling," he said, "I used to run an illegal business." FML I agree, your life sucks 22 513 You deserved it 2 171
Today, my husband argued with me for an hour, because he believed that loaded potato skins grow naturally on a tree. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 885 You deserved it 794
Today, my mother told me I should volunteer in Africa, because I might "get lucky, catch malaria and come back skinny". FML I agree, your life sucks 27 619 You deserved it 2 339
Today, I found out my home health patient purposely drinks tons of prune juice every night so I will have a huge mess to clean up in the morning because I'm "a lazy bastard" and I "need to work harder." FML I agree, your life sucks 28 189 You deserved it 2 826
Today, while helping my aunts with a garage sale, I sold a relish tray that looked like my mothers. When I put stuff away, I found items of my mothers tagged. Turns out, instead of holding onto my dead mother's items for me until I can store them, they've been selling them at discount prices. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 257 You deserved it 3 056
Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 105 You deserved it 97 461
Today, I went to a birthday party for my friend's daughter. I picked up a gift for the girl and another for her parents. I got the mother a cute little garden stone that read "What our children see in the world depends on what we show them." Later, I found out her daughter is blind. FML I agree, your life sucks 70 547 You deserved it 17 211
AAAAAAAAHHHHH ✊ *cling*
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