By KRW - 03/03/2008 14:56
The Top
Sing me to sleep
By Anonymous - 19/01/2021 11:01 - Germany
By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 18:07 - United States
Highly unprofessional
By djangle - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By seagull hater - 09/07/2012 15:44 - United States - San Diego
By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 18:49 - United States
demonpuppy tells us more.
The secret
By Jen K - 20/04/2022 06:00
Slacker
By Valet Guy - 03/07/2023 06:34
Valetguy tells us more.
OP here, yeah actually. I sit at a gate all day in a parking garage and watch people pay and get tickets, I get up everytime someone needs assistance, so yes please explain cause I'm very interested in how the **** I can do my job more than I am. 😂 And other guy, what does IT have to do with no signal in a parking garage? Absofuckinglutely nothing 😀
By sam_666777 - 30/08/2014 02:54 - United States - Farmingdale
By kiss98367 - 16/06/2013 23:48 - United States
kiss98367 tells us more.
Haha, thanks for the support everyone. To add to my FML story, my ex knew by our third date that I go shooting. I found out from our mutual friend that he didn't think I was "cheap and dangerous" until his ex before me (at a party where I was unable to attend) started talking trash when she overheard him telling a couple of buddies that I shoot targets and reload my own shells. I'm 22, I have a full time job, and I have my own 2 bd apartment and a truck payment (among other bills). If I can save a little money, I will. Traveling for competitions and entry fees can get expensive. The thing that makes me laugh is his ex is my age, works about 15 hours a week, and has all her bills paid by her parents (she doesn't go to school or anything either). She uses the cash she earns to buy expensive clothing and what not (which according to her, I could "never afford"). Sorry I have different priorities in my life? Lol. As an update, two of my ex's friends (and yes, this includes his best friend) have asked me out since our breakup. My ex also sent a txt to me this morning saying that he messed up. I guess his friends talked some sense in to him. It's too late though. Goes to show that you probably shouldn't take advice from a jealous ex girlfriend. Just saying.
Nice
By notestojenn - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Manchester
By harrypottermuch - 26/11/2009 11:50 - Canada
By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 03:28 - Canada
By Username - 20/08/2011 00:22 - United States
Junk
By Drim - 25/11/2009 17:52 - Canada
Contempt
By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 21:46 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Tuzla
Make it stop!
By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin
By sadface - 18/08/2011 00:23 - Canada
Red pill bozos
By Anonymous - 06/07/2023 03:00
Bad pig!
By otter - 17/08/2011 02:05 - United States
By kimbo - 25/10/2010 08:28 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 23/11/2009 09:54 - United States
By cammy123 - 08/05/2009 05:25 - United States
Grossed out
By Anonymous - 23/03/2022 12:00 - Germany - Ebersbach
By jibberish - 22/11/2009 00:15 - United States
It's better than nothing, I suppose
By thatonekid - 06/05/2009 22:04 - United States
The Dilbert Principle
By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 02:25
I hate the be the bearer of bad news…
By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 23:01
By Ellen - 21/11/2009 00:56 - United States
Competitive
By Anonymous - 17/04/2022 22:00
Keywords
Hey you guys, the OP here! I just wanted to clear some things up. My puppy is very sweet. She has never pulled anyone else while on the leash. She's actually one of the most timid dogs I've ever owned and yes, I have owned dogs before and I know the breed. But because she is a puppy anomaly and doesn't pull, I thought it would be ok for my niece to walk her as I walked next to them. Also, this took place in my fenced off back yard. I do however have a stone terrace, which is where my niece got pulled over on. I know that my niece getting hurt is probably my fault and I've now learned that my puppy goes crazy when there are squirrels in sight. I've apologized to my sister-in-law. My niece is fine, she was back up and playing within minutes, but her mother wont let her near my puppy and I got a talking to. So, hope that clears some things up for you guys.