By Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada
The Top
Hanging
By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States
Amazing idea, idiots
By zain - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By n3ov - 26/02/2013 04:33 - Pakistan - Islamabad
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Cheapskate
By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater
By StinkyCactus - 08/01/2010 06:23 - United States
StinkyCactus tells us more.
"LOL U CANT HAS PET HEDGIE ITS EVIL/FAKE FAKE FAKE/WHO HAS PET HEDGEDOG NEWAYS?" Eat a dick. "Google." Seriously, do you people really think it's okay to just open your ignorant trap about every little thing you have a misinformed opinion about? Seriously, before you get all stupid on the internet, know what you're talking about. "I AM TEH HEDGEHAWG OWNUR GOD AND UR DOIN IT WRONG!" Yes, it was a mistake for her to get into the cat's litter, but other than that, she is very well taken care of and very happy. I have done a lot of research about the kind of hedgehog she is and how to take care of her, so rest assured, she is in good hands, so please, pull your head out of your ass. Again- know what you're talking about before you judge. "HOW I GETZ HOG? PLZ TELL MEEEEEEEEE" Google. Seriously! That's how I did. I heard people had them as pets, so, I started researching. I drove 3 hours to find a qualified breeder to pick up my baby hedgie, but only before I spent a good week reading literature and reading articles by owners and breeders about their health and what to expect. DO NOT go get a hedgie on a random whim- AGAIN- know what you're doing before taking on a pet, of any kind. If you think you're ready, and can legally own one, look up your local breeder and set it up. Thank you for everyone with pleasant comments and/or at least civil ones if you disagree with hedgehog ownership.
Gross out competition
By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States
By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States
By lababy - 15/11/2011 17:20 - United States
By loser - 03/01/2010 12:00 - United States
By Shoes - 12/06/2009 05:33 - United States
Vacation in Hell
By misc - 08/06/2011 17:52 - Netherlands
By wellhellothere - 17/04/2011 07:25 - United States
By MrZhang - 23/06/2009 03:34 - Australia
By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 00:49 - United States
By cockblocked - 11/05/2012 18:29 - United States - Goose Creek
By I_Hate_Cars - 15/04/2009 14:10 - United States
I_Hate_Cars tells us more.
To all, thanks for your concern. Don't worry, I'm fine, it was just a bad concussion when I hit the ground that knocked me out. I hope I don't disappoint anybody, but I am not going to sue. A few years in jail ought to be enough for the driver- it was a drunk. Luckily, there was a black and white across the street and got the driver in time. Again, thank you all for your concerns.
By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 09:45 - Canada - Thompson
Gym bro
By kaplwv116 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Ransomware
By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 03:23 - United States
By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 07:18 - United States - Salinas
By daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London
By boo8713 - 28/11/2012 06:06 - United States - Bell
By TallGal - 14/09/2012 08:26 - United States - Tucson
By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom
By naesha - 17/03/2014 01:40 - United States - Jackson
naesha tells us more.
hey guys. Thanks for the positive comments. I guess she dididn't didn't realize I was his wife. Ib had twin a month ago and I brought them to the office. Here is when she sit down and decided to play with the boys. She went on to tell me about the affair & that shit is expecting. as for what I done I got up and left. I'm currently packing as I type.
By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 13:16 - United States - Cherry Hill
Adding insult to injury
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By insearch4i - 22/01/2009 15:14 - United States
By eviltwigster - 26/06/2012 16:16 - Australia - Adelaide
eviltwigster tells us more.
It would be all good, but I row, so i am supposed to build up leg muscle :/
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Easier said than done.