Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
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Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my six year-old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
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Welshite 39
Seventeen is so young. Just enjoy life. You aren't forever alone, OP, and I doubt a ten-year-old's relationship has any chance of lasting. Chin up!
lh176 7
Lots of people are in that same situation, so don't feel too bad. It'll happen eventually
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Comments (140)
Alhamdulilah 15
Be mine, OP.
45thTBirds 7
I think it was meant as more of a burn and a funny moment. Not a reason to get real deep lmao
Tonystark007 5
I am 17 and i haven't been on a date yet
chrisstanford 10
if it makes you feel any better I made a promise to save everything for marriage . such as kissing,sex and other 'friendly' things of that nature
siggy_mcsigx 22
I respect no sex until marriage but you expect to not kiss a woman you marry at all until you make your vows? Non-sexual kissing and cuddling releases chemicals in the brain that elevate trust and affection between two people.
pl0xs3rver 45
I was 22 when I had my first kiss. Don't worry, your time will come.
martin8337 35
Someday you will meet someone. Look at it this way, at least you don't have a kid or two like some 17 year-olds. Enjoy your freedom while you're young.
Country_Girl_65 3
Don't sweat it! I didn't start dating until I was 20 and I'm still with the same guy two years later. We've been living together for almost a year and I'm so glad that I waited, he's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I don't regret never dating.
squarecircles 13
10 yrs old is pretty young for that, anyway. By the time she's your age she could even be pregnant if she's not careful.
Bekll 31
Well that's stupid. I didn't kiss until I was 20 because that's when I felt comfortable doing it. I was in no rush. Those ten year olds aren't dating... At their age they should be climbing trees and playing Simon Says.
Axel5238 29
Don't feel any pressure OP I didn't have my first kiss or start dating till I was 18. I'm glad I waited too many in my high school were sleeping around a lot when they were young. Which lead to a few football players and wrestlers getting an STD they were all hooking up with the same chick. Plus relationships in hs are over rated particularly with drama and people generally not ready for a relationship.