Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
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Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my six year-old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
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Welshite 39
Seventeen is so young. Just enjoy life. You aren't forever alone, OP, and I doubt a ten-year-old's relationship has any chance of lasting. Chin up!
lh176 7
Lots of people are in that same situation, so don't feel too bad. It'll happen eventually
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Comments (140)
ksmkeys 3
easy now. he's waiting out there! :-) you'll find the one!!
Kfortch 9
Don't worry about it! I got harassed about that a lot too
ajrmf 6
Your dad is an ass
dark_angel4121 12
Tell him that at least you won't be pregnant teenager.
swervebot 2
there are enough thirsty guys out there for you to have been kissed. The point is that you want to choose someone worthwhile to kiss. Being able to be kissed or have a boyfriend isn't an accomplishment. So don't feel ashamed or pressured.
JKPwnage 27
You cousin does not have a boyfriend. He is simply trying on the idea of having a boyfriend.
drewsuzuki 5
That sucks I'm sorry
Ninjaman4977 10
Well ur cousin might be a **** when she gets older
xxcaitlannxx 15
I didn't kiss anyone until this year and I'm 16. And I was the one who made the move -.- I still haven't had a boyfriend yet. It's sorta sad
ThatGuy1072011 4
Just say, "I don't kiss and tell".