Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
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Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I found out that my six year-old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
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Welshite 39
Seventeen is so young. Just enjoy life. You aren't forever alone, OP, and I doubt a ten-year-old's relationship has any chance of lasting. Chin up!
lh176 7
Lots of people are in that same situation, so don't feel too bad. It'll happen eventually
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ksks1234 33
I had gone to school with the same people since age 3, so I did not date in high school. When I moved, I started dating and I felt I did not miss out on anything and knew (a little better) between actual love and infatuation. It will happen, OP, and you will not have to worry about that "high school/ virginity"'pressure.
alicat6287 9
You're not alone
caver1 14
I'll date you
littlehippie091 4
some one needs to get laid
hellphone_fml 37
Im 16 and never had a boyfriend and my mom made fun of me because she lost her virginity at 13. Parents suck, but its best not to go rush into something you don't want. Everyone I see in relationships are unhappy and fighting all the time and im glad I don't have that issue and you should be too.
FMLL2016 16
Well your cousin would probably end up 16 and pregnant so don't feel too bad about yourself
bieebslover11 12
The right guy/girl will come (:
justsomerandguy 8
Oh, don't feel bad. I'm almost 30 and only ever kissed a girl once. It was 2 years ago and she was a hooker. FML.
sehrgutmann 19
You hear about a lot of horrible parents on FML....
IluvHorses13 12
Don't feel bad. I'm 19 and have never kissed a boy either =