Today, I drove my boyfriend to hospital because he felt extremely ill. His buddies had gotten their hands on a Taser, and he had the brilliant idea of being shot as part of a YouTube stunt video. Now I have an empty gas tank and have to clean up a puddle of vomit in my living room. FML
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Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk and thought it would be funny to spray himself in the face with pepper spray. I was in his drunken firing line too. After him vomiting and being blinded for a few hours, he was fine. I, on the other hand, had a terrible allergic reaction and got rushed to hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air, with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it, but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water, then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
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SugarCrazy 14
At least it wasn't a hand gun...
SugarCrazy 14
Morons will be morons..
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Comments (92)
Jormantha 0
What's the FML part? That he got himself tazed, you have puke in your living room or that you're out of gas? Because thats pretty random for an FML
grdianknight 0
why? His friends should be the one's taking him to the hospital AND cleaning the puke.
betterthanu2 0
Seconding this, you should tell them to clean up and pay up, then dump your dumbass boyfriend. He seems like the kind that puts the condom on his finger, instead of his willy, when he ***** you and you don't want to be the one to reproduce with him, I promise you.
FAYUL12345100 3
Yeah, totally! They were the ones tazing him, after all.
Slythrr 0
ooooooooooo he's a keeper. hahahahha
lilmisslovely13 15
i dont really get this one...
Lolpizza_fml 0
ur a good girlfriend for doing that for him! :)
scottymbev 0
what a legend
dav3800 7
What's the name of the video?
kRispiLips 0
could someone PLEASE post up the link for the video
JokeMeister 0
you're dating the idiot. your fault.
RADARoh 0
Get a new boyfriend. One that does not live at home, still, or have friends that refer to each other as 'dude,' our say things like "Bros before Hos"