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Today, I had pizza for lunch. Later, I passed out in front of a customer. Now I get to explain to my boss that I fainted on the job because of heartburn. FML

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lexiieeex3 32

Call me stupid... But why would your boss get mad at you for being sick and passing out? It's not like you can control that sort of thing.

Was the pizza worth it? Yes, pizza is ALWAYS worth it.

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xninix_fml 36

I don't see why your boss would be mad. It's not like you chose to faint op.

Was the from Pizza Hut, Dominoes, or somewhere else? I can't decide which to choose!

It sounds like there's something else going on that OP isn't aware of. I've had horrid GERD for years and never passed out from it. Granted, everyone is different. Still, my advice would be to go see either your GP or a gastro specialist and see what's going on.

*I've. Sorry, it wouldn't let me correct my typo after I submitted it.

You fainted because of heartburn? Lmao I call bullshit.

Ifyou passen out from rating pizza, you really need to see a doctor!

Doc Bastard get yo ass over here

Do not be ashamed; he will understand that the situation was medical-related.