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Today, I had pizza for lunch. Later, I passed out in front of a customer. Now I get to explain to my boss that I fainted on the job because of heartburn. FML

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lexiieeex3 32

Call me stupid... But why would your boss get mad at you for being sick and passing out? It's not like you can control that sort of thing.

Was the pizza worth it? Yes, pizza is ALWAYS worth it.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

That's what I was thinking!

Pizza is life. You should've eaten it after work though OP.

usmcmischief 9

I'm figuring she was on lunch break.....

BuckNekkid 22

never heard anything like that. maybe a doctor visit is in order

OP you should see a doctor. Passing out from heartburn is very uncommon and it could be an indication of something more serious. I hope not though!

I thought the same thing, but I figured I'd get hella down voted, so I opted for a pun. That didn't go over so well.

I don't see how you deserve it for heartburn. I really don't.

Definitely go to your doctor. Have never heard of this before. Could be an indicator of something very serious.

I had a similar problem but it was because I used to starve myself. You should go to a Dr because it might be an ulcer.

Heart attack from a heartburn? Time for the doctor immediately

Passing out =/= heart attack

Where did you get heart attack from?

At least you had pizza?