Thisismylife
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Canada
Woozy
Today, I had pizza for lunch. Later, I passed out in front of a customer. Now I get to explain to my boss that I fainted on the job because of heartburn. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
Call me stupid... But why would your boss get mad at you for being sick and passing out? It's not like you can control that sort of thing.
unidentifieduser 23
Was the pizza worth it? Yes, pizza is ALWAYS worth it.
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unidentifieduser 23
Was the pizza worth it? Yes, pizza is ALWAYS worth it.
Classy_Sassy_15 15
Pizza is love, Pizza is life it's always worth passing out over.
Brightbulb 40
I concur #1, I will never stop eating my pizza, even though it fights the entire way. Pizza is love and life all rolled into one yummy dough.
Queen_bee1234 21
Am I the only one who doesn't like pizza?
Taylor22294 24
No pizza isn't anything special.
randomname98 22
I once had a pizza with lots of peppers on it, and ate half the thing myself in one sitting. I still have no regrets, even though I got quite the case of the squirts later on. It was some damn good pizza!
arachnophile 13
One of the best things about pizza is that it's an edible plate AND you can have pretty much all food groups in a single dish. Pizza, is there anything you CAN'T do?
usaidwhat82 21
People disappoint, pizza is eternal.
Ashd09 30
no you are not #22. I absolutely hate pizza
pandalover69 26
@22, 26, & 36, you say you don't like pizza but you just haven't found the perfect pizza for you yet. There are so many different kinds of pizzas now that there is probably one for you out there somewhere, you just have to actually look for it but I get the feeling you guys won't do that.
chillandfun 12
That pizza might be worth dying for. I'd have to try some though.
BShek 12
What do you work as? Like, it would be much worse if you're a dietician or something...
mrmcleod 29
A little faint of heart?
Soviet_American 29
She was not worthy enough to eat the pizza. The pizza did not accept her, but yet she ate. OP learned her lesson this time!
MELKOZAR 27
You sure did fall for that pizza!
sullivankeara 25
Do it for the pizza!
Nathan_Henry 15
When ur pizza doesn't love u back
ThatTennisKid14 13
I feel like correct grammar and spelling would have been very beneficial to this comment...
Arwen_Evenstar 37
That must have been one hell of a pizza.
lexiieeex3 32
Call me stupid... But why would your boss get mad at you for being sick and passing out? It's not like you can control that sort of thing.
Croooow 11
Stupid. Not that I think you are, but you said to. :D
badluckalex 23
some things are best kept to yourself bud
cakefete2 30
If it's that bad that it knocks you out, then your next pizza better come topped with Tums.
A8E9C3 5
lol