Today, I woke up in a bathtub, completely soaked and covered in both mine and someone else's puke. Happy New Year. FML
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Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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airdude25 18
You should probably learn your limit. Although accidents do happen and that sucks. But YDI.
aggoden_bed 9
How do you find out the difference between your puke and someone else's puke?
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aggoden_bed 9
How do you find out the difference between your puke and someone else's puke?
pjsr 32
Probably chunks in there of stuff OP didn't eat. However, with being this drunk, I'm not sure how OP would know what he ate.
STFU01 14
That's what I was going to ask? Different colors?
spoon69x 5
Digestive acids probably tasted different......
Bogrbon 27
So you totally deserved your own puke, but the other person's does kind of suck.
anormalperson 25
Hey, but it seems like you had fun at a party, I mean the puke bit sucks but at least you had fun :)
sxdryv 14
how do u know it's someone else's?