Today, I woke up in a bathtub, completely soaked and covered in both mine and someone else's puke. Happy New Year. FML
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Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML
Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
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airdude25 18
You should probably learn your limit. Although accidents do happen and that sucks. But YDI.
aggoden_bed 9
How do you find out the difference between your puke and someone else's puke?
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Comments (17)
airdude25 18
You should probably learn your limit. Although accidents do happen and that sucks. But YDI.
wesleyc2110 22
At least it wasn't yours and some else's crap. Which is how most of 2016 was
brenton490 19
Adios 2016 smell you later but I feel OP is still smelling it.
niftyismybitch 21
what a stroke of luck...just turn it on and have a bath.
heathersamommy 13
Perhaps a life lesson will be learned/applied here in 2017
mermaidkeels 26
Accurate depiction of 2016 as whole
Tripartita 44
Check for stitches near your kidneys. Normally, I'd say they might've removed one if you woke up in ice, but since you woke up in puke… check for additional kidneys.
brooklyn0118 22
hopefully this isn't how the rest of 2017 will be for you.
Laphog 17
But imagine if we replaced the alcohol with bath salts ....
species4872 19
<p> What in the hell have you's done to FML, it looks crap. Take it back the way it was.</p> <p> Oh and all you had to do is turn the damn tap on and wash yourself.</p>