What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
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XandraHart 15

I think that's a win if she can't take a joke

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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

She should learn to take a joke, it's friends like those you want to keep and girlfriends like her who you're better without!

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Bryce8 11

Dodged a bullet with that one If she would dump you over that.

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whyme9000 12

I think she wanted to break up with you before but she used that as a cowards way

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claramm45 4

She must not understand what it's like to have a true best friend and that's a shame.

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kendalbear 16

It's an excuse. She wanted to dump you for other reasons.

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hmanonfire 6

If she is that dumb then you just dodged a bullet

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McLake 6

?"It's bromance, it isn't gay in our eyesss"?

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Xion0014 20

This is something that would turn me on, witnessing my boyfriend do this lmfao.

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Tsukiyomi 16

Only date girls with common sense OP

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BloodyGlass 10

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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noir13 3

OP sense of humour mate. if she can't appreciate that good riddance. find yourself a girl you can share a laugh with

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