What the frick?

By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
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XandraHart 15

I think that's a win if she can't take a joke

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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

She should learn to take a joke, it's friends like those you want to keep and girlfriends like her who you're better without!

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JoseTheSmexican 11

Sounds like either she cant take a joke or she ised that as an excuse to break up with you either way sorry Op.

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momof3honeybee 13

Sounds like she was looking for a way out.

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MyNameIsLaughter 18

She's so insecure she thought you were cheating on her with a guy? I personally thing you dodged a bullet OP

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lexiale 10

You're better off without her OP, people without a sense of humor are no fun

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Xeebar 28

I hate people with no sense of humor. If she dumped you over something this dumb, you don't need her bro.

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Liamwme 9

At least you still have your Bromance man.

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UncleCaitlyn 21

I don't think saying its a joke not a dick don't take it so hard works very well in this situation

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LoZelda123 20

It's ok man. at least you have the bromance to fall back on.

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shitstorm28 11

Kind of sounds like she's crazy and you're better off.

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