Intimate moments: Wasted moment

Wasted moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 08:02 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML

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Big night

By mybad7 - 15/09/2009 08:13 - Australia

Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML

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It's sus

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 09:01 - New Zealand

Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

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Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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By unfucked - 26/08/2012 23:18 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend and I reconciled after having a huge fight last week. We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place. We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passed out. FML

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By cfaul001 - 29/02/2012 17:41 - United States

Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML

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By It was a mistake!! - 12/11/2025 20:00

Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML

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You deserved it 665

By depressed - 22/02/2010 07:23 - United States

Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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New moves

By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML

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ojosRojos 28

Monday 10 February 2020 20:18

That’s not that bad. I feel like this happens to a lot of people at some point. It’d be way worse if you puked on him

rotflqtms_ 21

Monday 10 February 2020 20:18

Damn, that sucks. I've had times where my allergies were so bad I had to take a benadryl and literally fell asleep standing up Haha. Happens. I'm sure he'll understand and you can do it later. If you're tired, you're tired.

Comments

rotflqtms_ 21

Monday 10 February 2020 20:18

ojosRojos 28

Monday 10 February 2020 20:18

That’s not that bad. I feel like this happens to a lot of people at some point. It’d be way worse if you puked on him

wyntonmon2012 2

Tuesday 11 February 2020 1:46

Happens to me and I’m 25

J15237 25

Monday 10 February 2020 21:06

Its okay. Just make it up to him next time. Things happen.

ahabsfan 15

Monday 10 February 2020 23:49

Does that mean consent was revoked when you fell asleep or was he free to continue?

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 11 February 2020 0:39

Don't know if it's a joke or not but just in case... Unless there has been prior conversations pertaining to giving the go-ahead to do it while sleeping/unconscious (more-so agreed upon within a kink/marriage/long-term/other terms relationship) consent is gone if a party cannot reply with a right state-of-mind to continue or stop.