Health, Pregnancy and Family: Vessels

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By failed brood mare - 17/11/2013 17:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

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Race against the clock

By huh? - 22/07/2020 20:00

Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 535

You deserved it 158

By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 587

You deserved it 377

Grammie!

By luciazee - 06/06/2013 20:51 - Peru - Lima

Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML

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You deserved it 3 336

Breeders

By Anonymous - 21/04/2022 14:00

Today, my mom is threatening to disinherit me because I won’t have a baby. I have three siblings who between them have seven kids for her to obsess over, yet she calls at least once a week and always tries to convince me to get pregnant. Fuck off mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 378

You deserved it 135

By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

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You deserved it 1 655

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 944

You deserved it 61 468

Narcissists never unite!

By bntje - 14/04/2013 20:39 - Netherlands - Holten

Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 805

You deserved it 3 849

By pregnant loser apparently - 20/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Franklin

Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 220

You deserved it 3 580

By amythest - 13/02/2012 00:18 - United Kingdom

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

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You deserved it 3 156

A step too far

By Anonymous - 20/08/2023 10:00

Today, my mother keeps nagging me to find a wife, settle down, and have kids, even though I have zero interest in any of those things. She refuses to understand that I’m perfectly content being completely on my own. She even signed me up to Tinder without my knowledge. FML

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You deserved it 106

RLG4 20

Monday 18 November 2013 1:04

Your mom sounds like a great role model. *sarcasm* Don't feel bad, OP, my grandma gives me a tough time for wanting to finish school before starting a family.

mkymouse90 17

Monday 18 November 2013 1:04

I know. . I'm not your mom but I'm proud of you!

Comments

ZombieSazza 34

Monday 18 November 2013 17:40

When you get the chance, I'd move out.. Not a healthy atmosphere!

JhovannyA 7

Monday 18 November 2013 18:20

I don't think your mom sees the logic behind her statements. I can tell you OP you are in a far better position that your sister. Keep on doing you!

mythicaltimes 15

Monday 18 November 2013 18:31

In 17 years when she goes to the actual dad and asks for 17 years of child support he will wish he'd wrapped it.

djsammyc 19

Monday 18 November 2013 18:55

im definitely prouder of someone who isnt a **** op:)

my2centsworth 15

Monday 18 November 2013 19:40

Why do I feel as if I've read this particular anecdote before?

fantasyworld 37

Friday 4 July 2014 21:44

There was one about OP's entire family berating her for not being a teen mom. Another about an OP's mom making fun of her daughter because she didn't have a boyfriend while OP's mom was already pregnant by 16.

sickerthanyou 13

Monday 18 November 2013 19:46

your mom is a dumbass and your sister is a ****, poor kid, he/she will have to see a lot of guys with his/her mom, also if you can't afford a kid on your own, do not have on.

VSVP_fml 6

Monday 18 November 2013 20:05

Your mom is a ******* idiot. I would slap that hoe.

nick3600 22

Monday 18 November 2013 23:57

You have a shitty family

Pizzaman556 7

Tuesday 19 November 2013 0:30

ha! your SIS is a ****!

heather9075 4

Tuesday 19 November 2013 0:32

I know EXACTLY how you feel, my mother tells the truth when she's drunk and said "You can't have a black husband because I don't want my grandkids to disapear when I cut out the lights." Then exactly later she said, " I'll buy you a husband, he'll be Puertorican. So I can't choose my husband.