Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
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Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
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Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Every healthy person's body is covered in a layer of fat. She's technically correct. Maybe you should have been a bit nicer about it.
Beccabee 0
hahahahahahaha she is just being playful...but that is kinda mean...lose weight if u really want her to stop
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Comments (96)
Phillay632 0
Your girlfriend wants to touch you and that's an "FML"? Considering you're a fat ass, you should be thankful that a female would be willing to touch you. If you're going to be an ungrateful prick, then go back to touching yourself, fatty. Besides, the proper response to "so you don't want me to touch you at all?" is "No, I said don't touch my fat, but you can still touch my chubby." P.S. - You're an asshole.
juun_fml 0
c'mon now, she's hilarious. you're just overly sensitive.
jayfx 0
LOL I would've laughed
effevery1slife 0
you're a guy... thats what u get for saying "quit touching my fat" ... pretty faggy...
cheerduce 0
People on here are mean! Im sorry she said that to you. Hopefully she was just bein silly. Hope everything works out!
JFox 8
Yes, we are stinky meanie do-do heads.
McLaughlane 0
hahaha aww. yeah, I think she was just being a smartass.
Tehalon 0
YDI for being fat.
genius_man16 0
go get some exercise fatty, if you really think this is an FML seriously, fat people need to stop complaining and just do something about it. Either that or be happy with their bodies and still not complain
musicloverr 0
haha well if she was just kidding, then thats funny.otherwisee thats pretty mean.