By Mega_bug - 17/06/2012 02:14 - United States - Bremerton

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Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9

Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.

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Sarah_moustache 9

I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!

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Comments

kekti 6

Poor guy, ye gave you an engagement ring and all he gets is a hand job... what a damn shame.

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supermallam 4

Lesson learn ******** from now on they're safer?

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jjames7543 13

It's lovely how y'all are attacking one of the few FML commenters that are willing to correct their spelling and grammar and apologize for their mistakes, even after being slightly bashed. Good job, FMLers, good job.

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tdunc34 2

Never have the issue but really buddy should've manned up and pulled her hand away, is not that bad

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wubbazugg 5

Screw that. If he doesn't at least trim the wandering hairs down there he deserves to have em yanked out.

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lonelyharts86 8

Did you use the scissors to trim that shit while you were there?

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curth618 2

Next time just stick to a bj. He will like it better anyway.

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