By Mega_bug - 17/06/2012 02:14 - United States - Bremerton

Spicy
Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9

Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.

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Top comments

Sarah_moustache 9

I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!

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Comments

perdix 29

That's reason #1 to shave/trim down there. Getting your pubes yanked is pretty painful and counteracts the pleasure of getting your **** stroked. Unless you're into that S&M shit.

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therealslim 15

^ I thought it was quite a smooth recovery actually

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perdix 29

Hand jobs suck! ... so to speak.

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PrettyKookieToo 8

Well, that's awkward... Ná, tað var pínligt...

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darkangel752 2

I think it might be time for a serious trim.... Maybe a wax if he's man enough.

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Gunnarr 12

I'm slightly curious as to why he's still getting handjobs at this stage in your relationship. Commitment!!

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Isoldael 27

Doesn't mean they weren't going to do more, later...

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charvisioku 22

Why? It's a bit weird that you think they should just stop bothering with certain sexual favours once they hit a certain 'stage' in their relationship. It could have been this strange thing we call... oh what was it... oh yeah! Foreplay. Good god.

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Mifflicious 18

I would't be surprised if you haven't had any 'real' relationship.

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afropuffjake 9

Be glad you weren't blowing him, one of your earrings could have gotten stuck...

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wtf20007 10

Doesn't matter had....... Hand Job?

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RogueWarrior869 23

170: Your comment is the only one to actually make me laugh on this fml. xD

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emenesso 13

Sounds like someone could use some hedgeclippers. (Think Scary Movie)

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Nauvea 4

Stop trying to make hand jobs happen. They're never going to happen.

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