Intimacy: Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to...

By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML

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By T-Guy - 03/07/2011 03:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 296

You deserved it 51 023

Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

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You deserved it 9 392

Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 856

You deserved it 749

Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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You deserved it 7 240

Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 1 089

Messing around

By unknown - 08/03/2014 00:53 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

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You deserved it 28 864

What are you doing in there?

By sam - 02/05/2010 00:12 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous, so we had sex in the disabled toilet in the shopping centre. Little did we know, the male AND female toilets were conveniently being cleaned at the time, so the only toilet open was the disabled one. Walk of shame. FML

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You deserved it 47 782

Dude, you're really bad at this

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 05:00 - Kenya

Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML

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You deserved it 873

Caught in 4K

By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

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You deserved it 3 370

Oh hey how are you?

By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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You deserved it 46 270

Asario 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 7:54

when you got caught did you ask the person who caught you if they wanted a threesome?

spoilt_ 15

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:47

what the hell 25 ??

Comments

Silent_dream 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:38

haha all those poor little kids who probably walked by pointing and asking their momies why the car was rocking

underguarded 20

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:47

5 minutes of non-satisfying sex and you get caught. Next time , try to actually finish

UpsidedownKayak 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:51

I think it depends on who catches you. A ride to the police station is a total kill joy, but a round of applause is awesome. Next time, OP, try some where a little less crowded.

dezinspaaace 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 9:05

so you were caught in your car....or outside for the whole world to see? either way, YDI.

Shyke 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 9:14

Actually, OP being in a car was never mentioned. For all we know, they could've done it right infront of the store.

Shyke 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 9:16

Sorry. I meant to post that as a regular comment, not a reply to your comment.

heyidcstfu 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 9:11

I have to agree that sex in public is exhilarating. but it's always a good idea to pick a time and place your least likely to get caught. it's like role playing. reality isn't that pretty.

heyidcstfu 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 9:13

you're* Christ and I have an english degree

UpsidedownKayak 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 11:21

Jesus Christ graduated with an english degree? I did not know that. So, what was he like in class? Was it frustrating having the same class with someone that is perfect? I bet that really messed with the grading curve.

docscientist 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 13:16

He failed for your sins.

cowboyy_fml 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 9:21

all I know is... I'm really horny right now..

drew579 0

Monday 7 February 2011 2:09

omg no way! me to!

krazy_glu3 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 9:30

one of y'all is suppose to be the lookout... come on now, common sense when it comes to public sex!!!

Kelita 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 9:56

that's awesome lol I did the same n got caught n the cops said to just get a room lmao! I think every blue moon it's ok cause u wanna do Somethin crazy not b boring all the time!!

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 5 February 2011 10:24

That's because cops are the biggest perverts! lol

krazy_glu3 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 12:29

for real? no they aren't.

Kelita 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 10:01

it's not retarded.....don't hate cause ur sex life is borin.

sallen0046 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 11:03

Don't be ignorant. Just because someone isn't stupid enough to get caught having sex in a public place does not mean they have a boring sex life. If you want to try a new location, how about having the common sense to chose one that isn't a public parking lot with security and cameras?