By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 03:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 217
You deserved it 54 748

Same thing different taste

Top comments

when you got caught did you ask the person who caught you if they wanted a threesome?

Comments

ilovepandaz 2

should've done early in the morning when it was closed

you and your bf are complete retards..enough said

Kelita 0

Don't hate cause ur sex life whack haha

BananaPancakesJJ 0

Lmfao!! probably doesn't even have a sex life. sex in public is amazing. I would definitely do it again.

Says the people who have probably never done it. Pfft.

So since OP never specified that they were getting it on inside a vehicle, I think it's safe to assume that they were doing it outside for everyone to see......

if they didnt mention, why is it safe to assume outside.

Seanie 0

so you're assuming that they drove to the mall, got out of the car and ****** in the next space? i think it's "safe to assume" they were in the car..

DaveOnDope 4

"Why don't we do it, in the road?" (Too obscure?)

Do_i_know_you123 0

lol that's a song right? I forgot who it was made by.

cpatrick820 3

Sad that people don't know this. The Beatles, people. They were pioneers of modern music.

rudegirlmania 10

amazing how people don't know this

Dude, since when are the Beatles obscure?

perdix 29

And then it's fun for Paul Blart. That makes his ******' year!

You and your boyfriend are complete idiots.

mintcar 9

-Sigh- Whats is so wrong with having sex in the privacy of your own home? You sound 16, OP. I'm glad you got caught.

Kelita 0

I think 99% of the time u should do it at home but like every blue moon it's ok to do Somethin fun u know. But ur right for the most part house but it's fun to change it up.

I agree with 51... I mean it's much more comfortable in your own home, but it's an exhilerating feeling to do what's forbidden and for it to feel so good!

PancakesEqualLov 0

you ******* dipshit. you totally deserve being caught.