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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML

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By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 09:54 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sport shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. 30 minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2016 03:16 - United States - Houston

Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML

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By infected - 30/12/2010 21:37 - Denmark

Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 20:08 - United States - Clarksville

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

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By Lice FML - 25/06/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML

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By benjavel71 - 10/01/2017 11:13 - United States - Prairie Grove

Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML

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By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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By imalilangel05 - 10/02/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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itsnotfair 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:09

#1, lice is actually attracted to clean hair. and she didn't have lice until she borrowed someone ELSE'S hat who had lice. idiot

Beerhammer 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:21

Wait did you give him lice or did he give you lice?

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rakhil11 7

Thursday 30 April 2009 3:00

i think that he gave u lice...? anyhoo that sucks!!!

JeremysFMLThingy 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 3:26

Crapppp I let girls do that all the time, that better not have been me >_>

sims224 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:29

LOL hilarious! ummm not to mention awkward...im cringing for you! :/

sims224 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:31

LOL so who gave who lice?

sk8terboy_fml 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:59

that sucks i have a pirate hat but i dont have lice

DCS1138 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 9:04

Scum.

CherishFlowers 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:16

I'm not sure I understand this one. Did he give you lice or did you give him lice?

kbot 0

Friday 1 May 2009 9:03

You deserve it for having lice.

JOLiiE_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 22:20

ouchhhh :| that sucks!

dragongrl61 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 22:51

honey I'm going thru the same thing. I used someone elses hair brush and BAM lice. It seems if you share things you use and wear on your head that are the infected person's you get it too.

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