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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML

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By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 09:54 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sport shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. 30 minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2016 03:16 - United States - Houston

Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML

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By infected - 30/12/2010 21:37 - Denmark

Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 20:08 - United States - Clarksville

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

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By Lice FML - 25/06/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, my kids and I discovered the party hats from the party we just went to were infested with lice. FML

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By benjavel71 - 10/01/2017 11:13 - United States - Prairie Grove

Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML

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By anonamous - 17/07/2009 16:59 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

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By imalilangel05 - 10/02/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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itsnotfair 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:09

#1, lice is actually attracted to clean hair. and she didn't have lice until she borrowed someone ELSE'S hat who had lice. idiot

Beerhammer 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:21

Wait did you give him lice or did he give you lice?

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Chubtubdaplaya 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 18:55

YDI for wearing someone else's sweaty article of clothing. Thats' just nasty

hardcore_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 18:58

Everyone knows that only poor people can get lice.

Seegtease 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 19:17

Trolls make these threads worthwhile.

eliz3 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 19:41

At least it wasn't herpes?

jumpgurl23 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 19:43

wow thats disgusting. please tell me you are 12 or something. Last time i heard of an adult having lice was....well never.

kellster 2

Wednesday 29 April 2009 19:46

EWWWWWWWW! Next time, try for a crush on someone clean. That's so disgusting.

fcuk_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:08

i guess that's why he never takes it off

thelonelylurker 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:15

Awww, teenage romance. I'm impressed you're old enough to be on the computer unsupervised.

ThatsAli3 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:09

ew. i feel like he;ll never talk to you again = (

IEatCrayons 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:42

wait- is this an FML because YOU just discovered that you're gonna give him lice? Or did he give you lice?

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