Love: Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in...

By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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Saturday 13 August 2011 12:34

WTF? sometimes I wonder how you people can do all this kind of weird things!

maddy14 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:26

Nice one.......

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Airborn0280 18

Saturday 13 August 2011 13:46

Well.. At lease you didn't puke on him.

Airborn0280 18

Saturday 13 August 2011 13:46

Well.. At lease you didn't puke on him.

Airborn0280 18

Saturday 13 August 2011 13:46

Well.. At lease you didn't puke on him.

Laterial 3

Saturday 13 August 2011 13:59

Basking in the ambience

pfx2_fml 15

Saturday 13 August 2011 14:02

That's kinky

lextheplex 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:19

Hahahaha

Utdforlife 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 14:14

At least your lips touched...

dickydickman 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 14:18

that's hot

ykthechild 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 14:18

Damn hipsters these days! haha it sucks for u OP but hopefully he doesn't care

rhysfucker 24

Saturday 13 August 2011 17:52

Congrats! You made the first page Yusuf! Like the profile pic

menace23 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 14:57

Lol last night was fajitas night

emwil823 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 15:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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