Love: Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in...

By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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Love is in the air

By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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My body hates me

By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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geekpowerwtf 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:34

WTF? sometimes I wonder how you people can do all this kind of weird things!

maddy14 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:26

Nice one.......

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sportsy 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 21:14

How romantic

EnEl_Infierno 15

Saturday 13 August 2011 21:22

Be lucky that you at least didn't have a Tasmanian Habanero before -,°

Themindblower 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 21:45

hahaha! like a baws!

WTFitsBob 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 21:55

wow..you really blew it.

Bonghittinglover 3

Saturday 13 August 2011 22:19

Beautiful timing. ;)

BrianAlarcon 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 23:12

Blahh!!

kayylovesu 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 23:58

love stinks .

HeyItsNicole 3

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:36

Hahahahahahahaha

Shawtyy_95 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:38

Hahahaa what did he say?

maddy14 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:47

Ahaa just like In hall pass exept she pooed

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Today, I found out that FedEx delivered my $700 package to the wrong person. The person who signed for it didn't even spell my name right. FML

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Today, my husband of 16 years had to force himself to be intimate with me. In his words, not because he’s not attracted to me but because he no longer has emotions or feelings towards me. I’m still deeply in love and had to force intimacy because now I feel like I’m just a means to an end. FML

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Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML

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Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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Today, I was talking with my Grandma, who lives on the opposite side of the state, and congratulated her on reaching 87. She said she was hoping to reach 90. My brain went in a very morbid direction as I quietly wondered if she'd live to 90. She didn't hear it but my dad, her son, did. Apologizing didn't help. FML

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Same thing different taste

Love is in the air

Nervous

My body hates me

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