By bjfail - 09/01/2010 15:56 - United Kingdom

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Today, the guy I have been seeing stopped me in the middle of sex and told me to finish him off by going down on him instead. After a few minutes, I looked up to discover that the noises I had thought were moans of pleasure were actually the sounds of him snoring. FML
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UnicornsDoExist 0

since when do snores sound like moans of pleasure?

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amberbby69 6

If he actually stopped you in the middle, then that means you were just bad, period.

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Music_Peace_1234 0

LMFAO, OP, you give such bad heads your bf fell asleep... bahaha, classic, classic xD

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sowaaa 0

ummm, so basically, you were happy to suck your own "juices" from your boyfcreinds ****. Yum .

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igotnerve 0

YDI for not giving good head....!

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igotnerve 0

YDI for not giving good head....!

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AshlingArdan 0

you need to ditch him... either he thinks you suck on bed or he is gay... get a real man.

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chloeloelstein 0

Must be reeeeally bad cuz to a man any ******* is a decent *******

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missashzilla 17

Bite down a LITTLE bit, that should even the some :)

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OddFuturesPupil 5

man, FHL. He can't appreciate that...I mean, imagine him when he's married :P Lmfaoo jk jk Dont take this seriously!

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derpina72 23

How do you even mix up moans from snores?

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