By bjfail - 09/01/2010 15:56 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, the guy I have been seeing stopped me in the middle of sex and told me to finish him off by going down on him instead. After a few minutes, I looked up to discover that the noises I had thought were moans of pleasure were actually the sounds of him snoring. FML
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UnicornsDoExist 0

since when do snores sound like moans of pleasure?

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amberbby69 6

If he actually stopped you in the middle, then that means you were just bad, period.

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Erindub 0

How do you not realize the difference?

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XxPLAYMAKERxX 0

YDI cuz you suck at sucking....yeah I know that was lame

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sweatnut 0

you should of slipped a few fingers up his date.

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jamjenni2774 0

U Need the Manual "Sex For Dummies"

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musicislife1995_fml 0

@ jamjenni2774 stop trying to be funny... OP, how does snoring sound like pleasure moans? are they the noises you make or is your boyfriend sexual in his sleep?

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allen20 0

You give such boring orals then xD

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nessalujin 0

Wow, this is fake but if it REALLY happened you need to practice giving head. How you practice is how you perform.

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DynamicDave 11

If you weren't looking into his eyes during, you weren't doing it right. Then again, how can someone fail hard enough to actually fall asleep while getting a *******? It couldn't have been THAT boring...

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