By bjfail - 09/01/2010 15:56 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, the guy I have been seeing stopped me in the middle of sex and told me to finish him off by going down on him instead. After a few minutes, I looked up to discover that the noises I had thought were moans of pleasure were actually the sounds of him snoring. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 556
You deserved it 4 906
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

UnicornsDoExist 0

since when do snores sound like moans of pleasure?

43 3
amberbby69 6

If he actually stopped you in the middle, then that means you were just bad, period.

36 6

Comments

amberbby69 6

If he actually stopped you in the middle, then that means you were just bad, period.

36 6
AA357 0

you don't look bad ;)

0 5
cupcakechick 17

he asked her to finish him off, so she wasnt bad that he had to stop her, he stopped himself,

2 3
UnicornsDoExist 0

since when do snores sound like moans of pleasure?

43 3
xrod_fml 0

well you blow at blowing him ... damn that's sad

3 2
Starfire22 5

Wow, you must really suck! I'm sure there are books on this subject... maybe you should go to spencers and buy one...

6 2
Cristaderzi 0

Well you made him relax so he fell asleep! I say you did a good job!!! So stop trippin mmkay??!!

1 2
PurpleKuSh_fml 0

damn u must suck and must be an uglyy ass bitch. FHL for gettin a boring ********

3 13
love_game911 0

hahaha!! he probebly got a lil' bored of sex...or probebly he wanted to see how it would feel if he got ****** up while he was sleeping!! xD

1 3
laurendanielle 0

Okay, you shouldn't worry because it happens to other people as well. Most of these comments are rude and you tried your best. Maybe you just overworked him so he fell asleep; there can be numerous reasons and not all are negative. It really is okay.

11 1
YeahFMLxX 0

@crazee184 where's your head bro?!?!

0 0