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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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By littlekellilee - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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By Laura - 27/05/2014 15:58 - United States

Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML

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By lalanon - 03/04/2009 05:16 - Australia

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

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By sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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Slime

By klyoung5 - 03/01/2011 17:17 - United States

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

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Creeped out

By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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letmehavemytea 21

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:02

Maybe it's time to ask for a seat change.

abzray123 7

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:04

At least you have pretty neck pimples... I think?

Comments

Mirailecious 23

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:20

Thats disgusting.

Demig0d6 14

Saturday 10 May 2014 1:43

Unless the pimple is pretty

Crickety 6

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:20

Run away.

ohishkabibble 21

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:28

Punch him. I'm serious. He obviously has NO respect for your personal boundaries, so make him respect them. FYL, OP!

sunnyray812 42

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:46

She can easily report him and have their classes switched. No need to get aggressive if it could come back on her.

ohishkabibble 21

Saturday 17 May 2014 12:22

#24, I suppose she could try that, but I have a feeling the school wouldn't take her very seriously at all :/ Perhaps a verbal smack down is in order, instead. She just needs to intimidate/scare the shit out of him. And if he still violates her space and the school won't do anything, THEN maybe she can punch him :)

jewelia13 12

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:33

I remember a girl who did that to me in high school (but it was on my cheek)... When I stared at her, she simply said "But it was ready to pop!" I never sat near her again.