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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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By littlekellilee - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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By Laura - 27/05/2014 15:58 - United States

Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML

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By lalanon - 03/04/2009 05:16 - Australia

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

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By elite - 19/01/2012 21:59

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML

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By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

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By sillvy - 13/01/2012 09:32 - United States

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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Slime

By klyoung5 - 03/01/2011 17:17 - United States

Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML

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Creeped out

By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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Saturday 10 May 2014 0:02

Maybe it's time to ask for a seat change.

abzray123 7

Saturday 10 May 2014 0:04

At least you have pretty neck pimples... I think?

Comments

funzoneplanet 7

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:28

That is way creepy/disturbing

krchmnd10 1

Saturday 10 May 2014 6:21

I think I just threw up a little. that's gross. I would talk to your teacher on a new seating arrangement...good luck OP!!

orsombre_fml 11

Saturday 10 May 2014 8:12

Tell some teacher, he had no right to touch your hair or any other part of your body.

nowimmad 8

Saturday 10 May 2014 9:08

Sounds extremely OCD/ADD to me...

nitrog100 21

Saturday 10 May 2014 9:24

So that's a thing that can't be unthunk.

bobslawnservice 16

Saturday 10 May 2014 9:56

The other option is to tell him that she understands he likes her but the way he is expressing it is not acceptable. Sounds like he is completely socially oblivious. Give him some lessons in appropriate behaviour and unleash him on some other unsuspecting girl.

MadmanOZ 10

Saturday 10 May 2014 10:01

that kid just explained why restraining orders exist!!

Thunderlaxus 10

Saturday 10 May 2014 10:31

I don't even know how people can have pimples ready to pop. I always pop them immediatly, because i hate them. Still fyl for that creep even TOUCHING you. Good luck getting that creep away from you.

emeraldmaz 9

Saturday 10 May 2014 13:15

When I was a teen, I would occasionally develop a pimple though the course of the day. It wouldn't be there in the morning, but it'd have a head by lunchtime. There's also pimples that aren't easily seen or reached (like the back of the neck).