By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
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miazangl 13

At least you can get the police involved for theft, public intoxication and property damage so it's not a complete loss.

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S0LUS 16

Call the police, no one should do that

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acertwo 17

You can totally sue the hell out of that guy at least

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Mortoli 30

sue insurance group too? or no. i dunno how it works lol. hate those assholes not takin shit seriously. give people benefit of a doubt peeps dang.

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alijo13 11

Well, you had this posted on 11/11 at 11:11 pm. So you have that going for you.

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ElephantGalaxy 4

maybe you got drunk and blacked out so you dont remember riding your bike through your porch?

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