By JustMarried - 07/05/2016 21:47 - Ukraine

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Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML
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ohsnapword 21

Could be a lot worse. She could have wanted a threesome with the best man.

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Tikaani96 15

Maybe she's just testing you to see if you will actually go for it. Or maybe she just wanted to surprise you and assumed you wanted a threesome.

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TheRareDoge 12

Don't do it OP! She could use that shit against you in the future. She could say "oh well you had a threesome with me and another girl so I want a threesome with you and another guy." It's not worth it OP.

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sh4ll0truth88 8

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SpyroMello 29

Because some people are loyal and want to love only one person

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joeyl2008 29

I feel like its fairly obvious why he's complaining.

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DoomedGemini 37

Some people are fine with things like this- I wouldn't say they're not loyal- others aren't. Just because you would love something doesn't mean someone else with different views and boundaries should.

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jake_braves 25

I would just do the 3some. Sounds adventurous. At least you get two women. Could be worse like she wants another guy. That's hot. Lol

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emogirlzrcool 10

Hey, I'm all for having threesomes, me and my boyfriend are into doing that but, I don't think a honeymoon is the most appropriate occasion to have one....

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Agreed. It really depends on the relationship and the people though. Some people can do it and enjoy it without it causing problems and some can't. If one of you is uncomfortable then you definitely shouldn't do it...

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iliveformystery 18

How exactly is this a bad thing?

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Rababco 29

You can just tell her that you don't want to have a threesome.

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Solano2580 24

I'd talk to her about it, if you're uncomfortable with threesomes in general just say that, if she goes through with it anyway then she's not right for you.

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FreckledSatan 17

I don't think everybody should be saying "Quit complaining." Just because he's a man does not mean he's instantly open to having sex with two women, especially his wife's friend. It can be a scary thing if you aren't willing to share your partner and are for a fact not polyamorous. It would be just like a woman being asked by her husband to have sex with her husband and his friend. It's a big thing to do if you've never done it before and it's also hard on self esteem and confidence to think your partner wants someone that isn't you. Hope everything's okay OP.

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