Intimacy: Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon.... - FML

By JustMarried - 07/05/2016 21:47 - Ukraine

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Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2025 20:00 - Belgium - Frameries

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Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML

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Spare wheel

By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 14:00

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Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML

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Make your mind up

By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 01:58

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Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML

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Third wheel

By wallflower - 10/09/2009 06:25 - United States

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Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By sadness1992 - 06/11/2012 18:07 - United States - San Diego

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Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML

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By emi - 03/04/2016 17:18 - United States - Oklahoma City

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Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML

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Fragile

By fuckfuckfuckfuck - 24/08/2024 13:00 - United States

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Today, my wife asked if I wanted a threesome with her friend for my birthday. I couldn't tell if she was being sincere, or secretly testing me. I had such a bad panic attack that I passed out and went to the hospital. Oh, and she's mad at me now for "getting excited at the prospect of cheating." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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Be careful what you fantasize for

By Anonymous - 19/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

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Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML

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ohsnapword 21

Sunday 8 May 2016 19:08

Could be a lot worse. She could have wanted a threesome with the best man.

Tikaani96 15

Sunday 8 May 2016 19:06

Maybe she's just testing you to see if you will actually go for it. Or maybe she just wanted to surprise you and assumed you wanted a threesome.

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J15237 25

Monday 23 December 2019 20:37

I know you didnt sign up for this, but at least she was looking for some extra dick. Enjoy the damn attention from your wife and her friend and relax. So your wife is a bit kinkey. It happens.

Angmar5462 4

Thursday 22 December 2022 15:33

Bro, take the win

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Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

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