Ecolo-girl
Quint, France
Today, my wife, the budding environmentalist, who is also 6 months pregnant, threatened to leave me because according to her I'm responsible for the world's deforestation. I'd only drawn her a picture of her with our baby-to-be. FML
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aimbug 42
Aren't pregnancy hormones great.
Ms_ValS 27
It's her hormones OP. My advice is to acknowledge what she is saying and do not invalidate her emotions or things will just get worse. Think of the baby who is coming in just 3 months. In any case, I know it's hard for you too so here's one FML for ya from years back: "Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML"
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I_own_a_dog 11
At least your almost through it; my girlfriend is only 8 weeks and she goes through about 50 billion moods a day.. But it'll all be worth it at the end.
MandieL 27
That should go away around week 16-20, and then come back closer to delivery. Gotta love the ever changing hormone levels. Congrats on the baby :)
I_own_a_dog 11
Thank you for the info and thank you for the congrats!
Sathane 21
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***** moans.
vikky538 28
Eco friendly wife!!
AdamTodddBrown 11
Lol environmentalists. Paper comes from farmed trees. It's renewable.
domolovesyoshi 33
Buy reusable diapers and buy reusable maternity pads for after she's given birth, show her you are committed to the cause.
rogerover 19
A true environmentalist would have considered the ramifications of another human on the planet and not make one.
derperbear 8
Tell her to stop being a pretentious bitch. I doubt she does much for the environment.
Bluepies 24
The best thing we can do for the planet is reduce the human population, so it would seem both of you are playing a part in the world's deforestation.
awafook 9
I'm 5 months pregnant and earlier this week I went 24 hours without speaking to my husband for some reason I can't even remember now. We are not a rational bunch.
False_Stupidity 41
That could end very badly for both the OP and the tablet.