By nottrustworthy - 18/11/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML
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robc32ca 4

there must be more to it, why aren't you going with her for Thanksgiving?

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SouthernBelle14 0

why aren't you gonna spend the holidays with her too?

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Domonator 16

When the OP's wife said, "family", she actually meant, "boyfriend".

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TiffanyBlews27 0

wow... um, I would be more concerned about the fact that you're spending the holidays alone. That just screams "cheater". Besides, if your wife expects you to be faithful to her while she's gone for the holidays, she must trust you! At least enough to watch a freaking DOG. Seriously, is it a freakin' chihuahua that she carries in her Prada purse or something?

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soullyfe 33

#67 Not if the OP's wife just simply doesn't care what he does since she obviously doesn't seem to care that he'll be alone. OP, maybe you should try visiting your own family?

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nmyybandteex3 0

dear god, this sounds like my mom! x_x.

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starile 19

Please don't use this as an excuse to cheat on your wife.

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darkmis1 17

I find it odd that she celebrates the holidays with her family without you. Why don't you go with her?

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sheargreatness 0

you probably shouldnt be married to someone that doesn't even care about you enough to bring you with her for the holidays! maybe you should use that time to reflect on the last few years of your life & turn that dog house youve been living in into a bachelor pad!

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Marts 0

Ouch man, that's harsh! Wanna go get a beer at the local bar? My treat

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Lisa89 3

Well maybe you have never given her reason to trust you... Forgot to feed the dog the day she asked you? Or if not, something is wrong in your relationship..

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aliceharper 0

why aren't you joining your "wife of seven years" for the holidays?...maybe she doesn't trust you because you don't spend enough time together haha seeing as shes leaving for a month and a half

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