Animals: Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust...

By nottrustworthy - 18/11/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, my wife of seven years told me that she doesn't trust me with dog-sitting her dog while she leaves to spend Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's with her family. She ended up calling someone she "trusts" to take care of her dog while I spend the holidays by myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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Thanksgiving sucks

By Anonymous - 26/11/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, I spent Thanksgiving alone. I'm not close to my family, I'm the black sheep but my sister said she would come over. To my surprise, she ended up going to my family's', where I'm not wanted. My boyfriend went to his family's, so I spent the whole day alone. He'd even took my dog. FML

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The doggo of our discontent

By doggone shame - 25/01/2023 08:00

Today, my wife is refusing to go on our honeymoon because the resort we chose won’t allow pets. She’s now angry with me for not checking before we booked the place, and is threatening divorce if I go without her. I told her we could just get a dog sitter, but she refuses. Oh well. FML

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Where's my dog?

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my dog from the dog sitter I'd left him with while I was on vacation. When I arrived at her house to pick him up, she said, "I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about." and threatened to call the cops if I didn’t "leave her premises for trespassing." FML

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Dogs rule

By Anonymous - 10/05/2019 04:00

Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML

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My new friend

By *sneeze* - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, it's my wife's birthday. Since I had work, I gave her $200 to spend on herself and left. When I came back with dinner and the movie she wanted, I found her with a dog. She is very attached to him because the shelter was going to put him down. I love him, but I'm allergic to dogs. FML

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Call the cops

By Becca - 29/08/2019 04:00 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother-in-law "borrowed" my dog without asking, to show him off to her friends. My dog is my service animal, and I'm not comfortable leaving the house without him. I have to be at work in an hour, and she's not picking up her phone. FML

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robc32ca 4

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:21

there must be more to it, why aren't you going with her for Thanksgiving?

SouthernBelle14 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 12:21

why aren't you gonna spend the holidays with her too?

Comments

Pocahontas22_fml 0

Friday 19 November 2010 9:16

:( aww

pdp_fml 21

Friday 19 November 2010 11:47

Why aren't you two spending the holidays together? You just might need a new wife.

no_luck83 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 1:00

soon to be going through the big D and don't mean Dallas.

TyIsGeek 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 15:22

if he's your wife, why don't you go too?

Ajaxxx 4

Saturday 20 November 2010 18:08

Shes cheating on you. Take a hint dumbass 7 years & you don't visit her family. I Visit my girlfriends family during holidays for 4 years. No wonder she dun trust you with her dog. She's hoping you dont find out shes nailing another dude so you don't kill her dog when you do find out. Pet Detective OUT!!

Dadsgotmominhisd 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 4:12

Solution 1 have some skanky ladies and all your unmarried friends over for party's . the guy's will think your their king. Solution 2 spend it quietly alone. Solution 3 buy the cutest puppy and learn to raise him as your only child and show him/her tons of love. either way your a king. Me myself I'd go with 1 and 3.whose bad....I'm bad.