By smith - 28/01/2012 03:13 - United Kingdom

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Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML
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Pr0metheus 7

Hm well I think your wife should be the one writing this FML, you know since she's practically ******** fire in there...

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kayleebearr 6

YDI for giving your wife laxatives just because she made fun of your tiny wiener .

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amiemariej 0

It never ends well when you "figure" something's a good Idea

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poloswagggirl 5

Ydi!! She was juss playing around..,. And you put laxatives in whatever.... Gd.... Shameee. Fyl.

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pippa08 0

did you know you can actually harm someone doing that?

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Colonel_Lexi 18

What's up with these husbands and these ******* laxative pranks?

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asktherunes 4

WTF. All's F in Love & War??? Your a big baby. U make no sense at all

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allisonc 5

So you drug your wife because she made a joke. You're an a$$.

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PRpandaz 6

Well i guess you guys won't be having sex for a couple of days

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perdix 29

I hope she comes out of the loo and demands some rough anal.

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RomanBeauty 0

You can really hurt someone by doing that- she made a joke and you made her physically sick. That's pretty douchey if you ask me. Ydi.

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constipatedlady 0

YDI for harming your wife because she is observant but FYL because you have a small "package." Poor little man.

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