By Barrel - 05/02/2009 07:57 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML
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Dr_Phil 0

No sex in two years ... and you're still married, why?

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HeyThereGorgeous 0

Maybe she didn't want to have sex with rob. 

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scott_m319 0

Wife or girlfriend? Are you serious? "Wife" is the third word in the FML. Take a guess.

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LaughAtLaugh 7

omg, give your wife a fricking ******, and this would not happen!

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jbomber95 4

I would go to her work take ur home **** her really good then repeat the voicemail then **** her harder n faster as u get angrier

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RedJester23 6

HAHAHAHA. ^^WIN^^

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kekelala3 0

Who has a wife and doesn't have sex with her for 2 years?

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Sigel 0

Maybe she wasn't ahving sex with him? This happens all the time. It's why men are such "cheaters". Their wives deny them sex.

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ryguy997 0

there is a guy whose full name is Bubba Bubba Bubba.

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