By Barrel - 05/02/2009 07:57 - United States

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Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML
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Dr_Phil 0

No sex in two years ... and you're still married, why?

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starburst7596 14

And that's why.

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starburst7596 14

And that's why.

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Mickie1 4

And now you know why y'all haven't been having sex

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kei1108 13

Uh... Maybe that's why she left!!! TWO YEARS?! you're married!! You can do way you want in the bedroom but you guys were too lazy. Seriously?! But I am definitely not excusing her behavior. She should have tried to set the mood with you if she didn't like that you weren't doing anything.

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krisanda 5

Sexless marriage= Game Over

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Headcrab 29

The 2 years of no sex is the reason she needs Alex.

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