Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk, saying, "Shut the fuck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
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thomcmoore 23
So you left that poor guy high and dry? Well, maybe not dry...
Killz268 18
you couldve just asked him if he picked yours up on accident..
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Comments (88)
katieemerr 15
Oh no! Easy mistake to make though OP. I hope you gave it back..
amandam21 9
Um, how's she supposed to find the "culprit" again?
kelsorg 21
thumbed down for comment or duck face?
BSnapZ 21
#43 both
katieemerr 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#43 who the hell are you to comment on my appearance? You don't know anything about me. I really think everyone should step back and think about what they say to people. I forget the world is full of such negativity.
MissStephanie 10
43s comment was duckface repellent!
katieemerr 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I love how #47 gets thumbed down even though they're comment relates to the thread. That's exactly how I meant, you can at least attempt to get it back to the owner!
badluckalex 23
its just a towel....
kelsorg 21
I think she's butt hurt guys.
kelsorg 21
and for the record if you're a sensitive person, this site is probably not recomended for you.
happylappy 21
So is it only acceptable to make fun of someone's appearance if they're doing the duck face on this site?
kelsorg 21
pretty much. if you haven't seen all the gifs or memes of duck face yet, look it up.
FunnnyGirrl 19
That's horrible, being a keyboard warrior is just pathetic
flaca273 7
#43 it's still pretty f'd up to judge or make fun of someones appearance. Why should it matter where? It's never ok to be a cyber bully.
cailey1234567890 24
No matter who you are or what you look like, you should be able to enjoy this site to the same degree as everyone else without having to worry about being judged.
thomcmoore 23
So you left that poor guy high and dry? Well, maybe not dry...
ElinsVal 9
Don't leave me hiiiiiigh Don't leave me dryyyy Oh radiohead
AurumPotestasEst 16
What if he was the one that stole his own towel...
ao9s7yashdun 7
aw no way this comment is better than mine.
IllestRated 17
Don't make assumptions. You'll make an ass of yourself.
RedPillSucks 31
And umption?
sprinty200 2
It's don't assume things you'll make an ass of u and me
triple666__ 19
might wanna make sure it's actually your towel next time... YDI.
Crofty92 17
As if this happens to OP all the time.
cakefete2 30
Actually, Crofty, it's the third time this week. I think it's the Egyptian cotton that makes OP's towels so damn steal-able.
Killz268 18
you couldve just asked him if he picked yours up on accident..
Enslaved 36
You're right but if he had said "no" OP would have thought he was lying (even though the guy wasn't). *Fight breaks out*
Killz268 18
i don't think people would fight over a towel tho seems a little over the top
Edumcg 24
#37 You're right. OP could've ended up with a black eye.
BSnapZ 21
#42 I think you give people too much credit
Amanyyyyyy 29
It's a towel, OP. A lot of people are going to have the same one as you...
sexyboi1985 27
I hope u gave it back to the poor guy !
ao9s7yashdun 7
At least you didn't get caught wet-handed.
Clay_Pidgeon 11
I don't even know where to start with how bad this comment was...
ao9s7yashdun 7
wow. no one appreciates a dad joke. lighten up.
Shannon98 16
Poor guy. Next time ask the life guards if they have seen who took it.
Mauskau 35
Life guards are supposed to watch the pool incase someone is in danger, if they spent their time watching to see if there are any towel thieves around there would be more serious cases in pools.
acerredrum 23
Actually their job is to watch the entire pool area, not just the water, for dangerous behavior as well. If people are rough housing around the water or running around the pool the life guard is suppose to stop them as a preventive measure.
trex454 21
they're still not watching for which towel belongs to whom
loathingloser 14
It's towel.. Must of obviously been a replaceable towel if you were so quick to be fooled that it was yours. Just next time, be more mature.