Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
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Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk, saying, "Shut the fuck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
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thomcmoore 23
So you left that poor guy high and dry? Well, maybe not dry...
Killz268 18
you couldve just asked him if he picked yours up on accident..
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Comments (88)
mpkpm 19
Thief!!! We must report you to the towel police pronto!
MikeyLean 8
So just wash it duhh
novapine 19
Whoever took your towel may have done the same thing
feven 32
This cycle could last a while.
Logan_A_Caruso 16
So then their is still a mystery... Who has your towel
glabberfasted 16
... OP has their towel...
Logan_A_Caruso 16
Who is OP
darkangelish 9
Original poster
I_Am_Melanie 15
Optimus prime.
christge1beast 17
orange potatoes
AllKnowingTurtle 9
Wait, what if the person you stole from steals a towel? And what if the next person after that steals a towel?!
Melix 31
Towelseption
adoseofmicki 12
^^^^^Bossness personified
rocker_chick105 31
"Is there a never ending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen?"
False_Stupidity 41
So there was this chain of each person stealing someone else's towel until someone steals the OP's towel from the original towel thief.
musicforhearts 15
This is more of an FML for the poor guy you stole the towel from. Maybe you'll be more careful next time you're at the pool so this doesn't happen again.
cailey1234567890 24
Lmao At least you didn't embarrass yourself with conflict
Sierra7211 17
Passive aggressive conflicts are definitely the most fun, but they're not very mature. Like when a car rolls up to you at a red light blaring music, so you slowly turn yours up in response
Adam5858 17
That was pretty stupid of you.I wouldnt do it until 100 percent positive it was my towel
flynryder 7
Well, it's a good thing you didn't make a big deal about it :-!